I was randomly not random at all.

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something ‘cool’ or ‘impressive’. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
‘Good Guys’ and ‘Bad Guys’ both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die… regardless of physical damage. Even when the ‘Bad Guys’ are killed so quickly they didn’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a ‘Good Guy’ kicks the ‘Bad Guy’ in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as “The Matchstick City”.

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy ‘bulge’;) before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a ‘Good Guy’ when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the ‘Bad Guys’ when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A ‘Good Guy’ in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of ‘Bad Guys’ firing on a ‘Good Guy’ standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more ‘Bad Guys’ there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a ‘Good Guy’ is faced with insurmountable odds, the ‘Bad Guys’ line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a ‘Good Guy’ is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated ‘Good Guy Area’, usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the ‘Good Guy’ from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren’t…

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things… Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny ‘Bad Guy’ or a big stupid ‘Good Guy’.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for ‘good guys’ and red for ‘bad guys’. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons… with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
–Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
–Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn’t hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more “simple” things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on… especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called “The Five-man Rule,” when “Good Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
–Extreme Coolness
–Amazing intelligence
–Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world…

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though… the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any ‘Bad Guys’ witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

Credits to http://yakuzas.org/forums/japan-fever/6927-49-laws-anime.html

Enough of that.

Anyway, it was a great trip at some point. Watching Aaron bet on his life climbing waterfall, seeing Navin being throw in the sea and lost his glasses, got molested in the bus and how we all chase the ferry to make the trip end with a bang. It was, after everything add up minus the bad stuffs still equal to a good trip. In fact it was epic to chase a ferry with bags of luggage and bottles of liquor, not that I have any with me.

Its been awhile since I step in Langkawi actually but the environment never chage, had an epic pizza from a shop called Artisan Pizza, seriously. They should open a branch in Melaka. It was so epic that we had to order it again at night, thanks to AJ who went and buy it for us. We also had some ikan bakar dinner in a high class shop but it was so-so. Crystal Bay can beat em any day in term of price per dish.

Im too lazy to type right now seeing there is no picture at all but then, I’ll try to update it later once I manage to grab all of them from AJ and also Yichong.

But forever memories stand still
By: AJ Jeffries aka Tsukasa

Everyone talks about the good old times
But the times I spent with my friends are the time that bring back a smile to the rinkled face
The sound of a southing voice
The touch of a gentle hand
The whispers of a lovers words
The tears I whip from a sadden face
The ones I hold close to me in my heart
Those are the memories I cherish
Those memories are like lost treasure to me
Treasure waiting to be found again
I still can see there smiles as clear as day
Glissading in the sun
Shimmering in the moon light covered with the sea of endless stars
Not a day that goes by that I think of those that where close to me
Deep in my heart
But even though this body has grown old
Time just stands still
But the littlest things bring back good old times
The things that where the most important in my life
My friends
My “family”
My “treasure”
I only prey that they remember me too
And that I had the same impact on there lives as they had on mine
Because forever time moves on
But forever memories stand still

Recently, we manage to aqcuire the room next door which is bigger than our previous one but unfortunately some fucktards decided that it was entertaining to pass the room to everyone else but us first just because they had some certain grudge over someone. Tsk, some people took things too personal sometimes which obviously show us their true colour and weaknesses. Oh well enough talking about the retards fucktards.

We were suppose to move things to the new room tomorrow IF yeah thats a big IF provided that non of the sophisticated snobbish beings decided not to lay a hand on god’s will and at least show abit of their little good in them, we can move in straight away without hesitation.

Oh ya, went to watch two movie in a row that day, hellboy and journey to the center of the earth. Both were great, but due to the tiredness i nearly felt asleep in journey to the center of the earth but thats another story. Speaking of hellboy, the story line was nothing interesting compared to all the new character they introduced in. That is exactly what my friend had to say after he watched it and I kinda agree with him.

Well thats all I’ll right for now but I’ll update soon.

Yeap its a true result, check the link of the picture.

Happy birthday sayang. <3

Picture taken from deviant art.

oh i forgot.

fuck. might as well throw the f-bomb here too.

I sure did.

I regretted knowing someone who had eventually back stabbed me, a story that happened two years ago which wont be unlikely to fade, to be forgotten until now. The rumours that spread like wildfire didn’t help much haha. But nevertheless, life goes on.

Out of all the mentioned above, I do regret waking up early every week for someone’s classes because it feels so uneventful to begin with. I do regret going to some classes sometimes when I was damn tired but I went just for the sake of attendance which is stupid I know but couldn’t help it due to my small braincells. Not to forget that I do regret skipping one of the classes where there was a pop quiz held and I totally missed the extra mark that should help me to failpass beautifully.

Wait! What about the things that I’ve never regretted doing, or person that I’ve never regretted knowing? Oh well let me reminisce what actually happened during my first day as a university student. Mum dropped me, I went to my first class venue, CLC 2006, which was the venue for Islamic Studies, where I certainly didn’t expect to see few chinese student ( no offense here ) sitting at the first row. Turns out, those student were from Kazakhstan. Wow.. my bad. Went in, sat in the middle, that’s when the fun began where I get to know Azeem , Zafran, Zarif, Syam, Nike and others. Out of all those mentioned, Zarif seems to be the only one who has been quite close to me until now. Lets move on.

I couldn’t remember the details but the second and third class where I get to know the gang, Azimoo, Carmen Low, Joanne, Kumudha, Hemaloshini, Avisha, Race, Leo, Ming Jie, Eros, and Ivan. Trust me, if you’re a normal guy who can’t speak Chinese and innocent, your first encounter with Azimoo will make you think that shes a “omg so cool yet she looks like danger zone”, then the thoughts will dissolve by itself after a few encounter with this girl who supposedly now suppose to be my god daughter (for those who has this wtf? kind of look after reading, pm me for info.) So yeah, she’s actually cool, and kind-hearted yet mysterious. ( don’t ask.. just don’t ask. ) .

Ming Jie on the other hand has this typical class clown attitude but not as good as me though ( oh yeah oh yeah? No harm intended I was just joking man . But seriously, you and I make a good class destroyer ) who kept making the whole class laugh with his random jokes which somehow gets on the nerve of the lecturer but they never really care, until recently. ( read : Ridiculously, ridiculous ) . Joanne, the chicks with gadgets, oh trust me, she got more techies stuffs then me. It is because of her I get to touch Ipod Touch, pardon the pun. She really did outshine when she get four flat for her second semester. Talk about stealing my lights, im the class rep, i’m suppose to outshine everyone. Me! Me!. Just kidding Joanne :).  Eros, seems to have serious mood every time but actually keep his cool whenever you see him, one of the most ridiculously high IQ people in our class :D. Ivan? Well, aside from being awarded with MMU most wanted by hot chicks? He has brain and look, that all I can say for now. ( Apparently Siraj says that you’ve learn everything from him xD. )

Wow, after awhile, First semester ended. I was quite close with Zharif, Calvin, Tee Kam, Fantastic, and Kumudha from my own group. Wasn’t really paying much attention to Avisha. ( my goodness, she’s scary trust me. ) Well not anymore anyway. ( will write about it in few more paragraph later on ) So anyway, my first semester break, whoah was I relieved! Finally a proper weekend.. (not?). I had to work on sigma’s layout. ( no I’m not complaining ) ;p. It was a tedious job, given to some fools like me (citation needed). Anyway, it all doesn’t matter as the book was already out (does a happy dance). I’m truly grateful that someone actually saw me shinning in the darkness even though I emitted a small light, but nevertheless this light shall continue shine for the rest of the life by passing the experienced to the new comers of the club. A question should be asked by the end of this paragraph, have I ever regret joining SPB? Hell no. It’s where everything started, and it certainly holds as much memories as I had for the rest of my student’s life. Like once said, if you regretted what you had today, what would tomorrow had become?

Now here come the best part of my life,

Second semester wasn’t that bad in my humble oppinion. Only three subjects, which is good for a short semester. Had some fun this semester, Luqman started to skip classes like meZarif. Tsk tsk, what happened to both of you. Oh how bout regretting making your economics lecturer walk out of the class as she was barking mad with our class due to the intolerable sounds from behind. These are one of the few events that happened during second semester. How could I forget, this is the time where carmen started her “quite cute guy” business which drove azimo and me nuts literally :P. Haha, carmen was just kidding, don’t kill me please. I guess thats all. Yeah should be, nothing much happen during second semester. It’s such a hectic and boring semester. Sigh…

Okay, am I a fool or what to left out a very important event during this time. This is the time when I met Mona. Yeah roughly six month ago, it was a dark and stormy night, o-shit, it became a romance novel, it was the night after I finished my Sigma work, was watching princess diaries with lin hui while Ivan play guitar ( i think ) in SPR. Suddenly a cute girl went bashing trough the door of the holy land. Okay Im exaggerating a bit too much, but who cares. She was a maiden in distress. She was desperately looking for a place to stay up and study as tomorrow she had an exam.

For I, being chivalrouswtficantspellwaitigooglechivalrous decided to lend her my spr key so that she can happily take her exam tomorrow morning after she studied. From something so small, we end up being together like we are today, Oh I still remember us being childishly childish, running around mmu just to get back my key, and how she treated me on her was it third time seeing me while she was walking with Rosalind where I end up carrying her laptop back and Rosalind telling her how evil she was.

Should I regret? Of all that happened, nah. why should I.

Lets move on to semester three, the saddest semester ever. Nah, don’t get any wrong thoughts because we are still fine together, stronger than ever. I’m talking about my class, the physics get tough, the maths get tougher, at first we were glad that there was no presentation at all, and turns out that we wish for more presentation than all the tutorials we had to do. On the happy note, Sigma was finished, after all the efforts we all put in, it was finally out. OUT!

On the sad side, something terrible had happened on third sem, but I’m glad it’s all over, because all these stuffs bring us no good in any manner…/kill sad mood/.

And we got together on 1st Mac 2008 , yeah so we finally did. Not that I’m complaining, just feeling happy, in a civilized manner :P.

Hahah, this is the time whe I finally made up my mind and change course out of my own will, where I got a very sucky result out of all the semester. Uhh can I rewind? I forgot to mention we went for a class (technically I jumped on the bandwagon and hijacked my girl’s class trip and went to Genting Highland. We had a lot of fun, and I bet you liked my surprise too eh dear? :), love you.

Wait I didn’t even mention about my super duper power holy-awesomeness birthday party that was arranged by Mona without my knowledge (well technically Carmen spoiled it) , but doesn’t really matter because it still a awesome birthday party which If im not mistaken last time I had one was during standard four and I don’t call it a party, because basically, I brought cake too school, and whole classmate eat it. That’s it. :D, so dear friends and dearie Mona, thanks for the party, the cake, the drinks, all my friends that you called, and thanks for the gift, mostly thanks for remembering it!

Gyaaa I almost forgot, I had my first starbucks on second semester. Shesh, shut up you bunch of lucky kids, some of us couldn’t afford it okay? XD. Damn’t , I don’t have enough paper to write all this ( or will ), so I guess I stop here for now. And to answer the questions, no I did not regret at all.

Had a barbeque last night with eight of my high school ex-classmates. Was talking, more like crapping like people on high yesterday not to mention we were singing top of our lungs in my neighbourhood making few neighbour slam their windows shut, most probably they were envious with our singing talent. I was thinking, how most people changes these past two years. Right after SPM.

Changes? What do I mean by changes, maybe last time, its easy for us all to go out together, without planning to mahkota parade, and usually done spontaneously, what happened when someone we went out with last time together ( no im not talking about a date, im talking about friends gathering ), say it to your face that ” I need privacy, I feel suffocated that every time I came back melaka, you guys call me out, which is of course in my case it was my friend’s face that got shot with those cruel words. Yeah, people do change, some change for better, some change for the worse.

I refuse to comment more, most people that I think I knew last time, change a lot, heh, talk about smoking will ya. not that its a sin, was just surprise that’s all. I’m just surprise no one has ever said to me that “you’ve change a lot, since we last saw you”, wait, someone said that! Well, he said I grew wider that’s it. Not the response I wanted to hear though *sniffs* ;_;! Serve me right huh, haha, so I did grow. Lmao.

Okay here I am, distracted from my original topic. I was feeling really emo tonight. Someone shoot me, literally.

Well enough about Freshie’s Guide. Lets talk about Nexus website. I couldn’t do it properly because it was a very hard job for someone as amateur like me in this field, yeah Edo would done a better job, I never said I gave up though. Again thanks for Miss Taichou and Mona for helping me with the colour scheme. Navin did a great job in commenting and I had to agree with him on “why bother fixing the bugs for IE” went all of use don’t use them. Sigh, sorry boss (Aaron Chai Kao Khy and Amber) if i can’t make it by the dateline, I’m really having trouble doing it alone. I wasn’t that experienced, not that much. But I’ll try hard. I’ll promise.

Oh another reason why I didn’t update this is because I was having a bad fever and flu. Its a lame reason but it did happen. sigh. I wish there were more people helping.

Just dont forget to borrow money from your friend to buy the stuffs.

I’m so converted to sophism. xD

Happy birthday dad!

Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
“Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!”

So how contradict life is? I know its not nice to talk bad about people, but then,  this is something that left scar in a lot of peoples memories. The probability of the statement becoming true is as high as me getting A+ for maths. The book got nothing to do with it mind ya, it’s just that I’ve happened to stumble upon it and the title was practically how to say.. sarcastic. For those who knew the story, obviously you guys would be laughing by now, not like you guys had stopped since two years go? Lol. Someone told me, just forget it. I can’t because its too stupid to actually happen haha.

Sophism can mean two very different things: In the modern definition, a sophism is a confusing or illogical argument used for deceiving someone.

It’s just the matter of telling someone a lie without telling him a lie and its easy to do so without lying. I don’t make sense do I? Lets just put it this way, its a way to deceive someone from the truth and redirect him or her to something he or she wants to believe or what you want that person to believe in. Oh please, don’t tell me you guys never did it before, what about standard two music paper that you’ve failed? OR lets seem hmm, form four add maths paper that you apparently tell your mom you did OKAY instead of flunked :P.

To read more about sophism, go to wikipedia.

Oh, was just joking about the title. Lol.